i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
