Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
