we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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