BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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