idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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