when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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