with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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