hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I love having hate sex.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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