Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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