Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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