Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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