she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Randomize
