...so i touched it.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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