did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Randomize
