the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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