just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
