I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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