Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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