Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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