Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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