That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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