You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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