we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
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