on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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