ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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