Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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