just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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