everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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