i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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