So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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