I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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