I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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