I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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