Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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