Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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