so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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