i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
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