just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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