there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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