Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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