It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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