He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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