I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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