We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
A+ Viking dick
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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