I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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