I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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