these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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