my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
is wine microwaveable?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
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