I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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