What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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